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WHAT IS MARRIAGE???
1. Marriage is not a word. It\'s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor\'s
Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don\'t
know son,I\'m still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn\'t
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,
son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman\'s hand before marriage,it
is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through h*ll for
her. They got married, and now he is going through H*LL.
15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman\'s arm soon have arms in
woman\'s sink.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in
Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They
just can\'t face each other, but still they stay together.
19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
marriage the \"Y\" becomes silent.
1. Marriage is not a word. It\'s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor\'s
Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don\'t
know son,I\'m still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn\'t
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,
son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman\'s hand before marriage,it
is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through h*ll for
her. They got married, and now he is going through H*LL.
15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman\'s arm soon have arms in
woman\'s sink.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in
Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They
just can\'t face each other, but still they stay together.
19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
marriage the \"Y\" becomes silent.
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